gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

scaringbabies:

MY NEW TEETHIES

i had to instagram it bc i already got lipstick on them lol

YOURE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL PLEASE GOD JSUT COME TO ME OKEASE

stumpomatic:

Photos by Keith Gasper

I wish y’all were here in this class to make fun of it with me i s2g this guy should be teaching middle school i cannot stand it NO ONE CAN

But i am 25 cents richer because of my charm and awesome social skills.

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he…